Dark Matter Conspiracies

Sorry for all the posts about dark matter.

Did Dark Matter Causes the H1N1 Flu Virus?

The dark matter they are in search of could offer a lot of explanations. Could dark matter also alter DNA, RNA, viruses, and bacteria? Why not, scientists do it all the time in the name of research or finding a cure for this or that. Could dark matter be responsible for the latest flu pandemics and mutations? How did that dark matter get to Minnesota in the first place?

Scientists Say Dark matter Doesn't Exist
Two Canadian astronomers think there is a good reason dark matter, a mysterious substance thought to make up the bulk of matter in the universe, has never been directly detected: It doesn't exist.